Banion wondered which was worse - being sodomized by aliens, or having to sit through two hours of Charles Ives.

The wisdom to quit is all we have left.

Alcohol is probably one of the greatest things to arrive upon the earth - alongside of me.

Understand me. I’m not like an ordinary world. I have my madness, I live in another dimension and I do not have time for things that have no soul.

I've never been lonely. I like myself. I'm the best form of entertainment I have. Let's drink more wine!

The male, for all his bravado and exploration, is the loyal one, the one who generally feels love. The female is skilled at betrayal and torture and damnation.

magic persists without us no matter what we may do to try to spoil it