Banion wondered which was worse - being sodomized by aliens, or having to sit through two hours of Charles Ives.

Turgenev was a very serious fellow but he could make me laugh because a truth first encountered can be very funny. When someone else's truth is the same as your truth, and he seems to be saying it just for you, that's great.

I like women who haven’t lived with too many men. I don’t expect virginity but I simply prefer women who haven’t been rubbed raw by experience. There is a quality about women who choose men sparingly; it appears in their walk in their eyes in their laughter and in their gentle hearts. Women who have had too many men seem to choose the next one out of revenge rather than with feeling. When you play the field selfishly everything works against you: one can’t insist on love or demand affection. You’re finally left with whatever you have been willing to give which often is: nothing.

It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well.

What's wrong with assholes, baby?

the people are the biggest horror show on earth, have been for centuries.

Some lose all mind and become soul,insane. some lose all soul and become mind, intellectual. some lose both and become accepted