People just don't know how to write down a simple easy line. It's difficult for them; it's like trying to keep a hard-on while drowning - not many can do it.

Banion wondered which was worse - being sodomized by aliens, or having to sit through two hours of Charles Ives.

Insanity is relative. Who sets the norm?

I guess the only time most people think about injustice is when it happens to them.

Was I the only person who was distracted by this future without a chance?

The centuries are sprinkled with rare magic with divine creatures who help us get past the common and extraordinary ills that beset us

The Difference Between Art and Life is that Art is More Bearable