Something that never happens anywhere at any time.

People who believe in politics are like people who believe in God: they are sucking wind through bent straws.

Drinking is another way of thinking, another way of living. It gives you two lives instead of one.

Her violence frightened me. She always claimed that I was the jealous one, and I was often jealous, but when I saw things working against me I simply became disgusted and withdrew. Lydia was different. She reacted. She was the Head Cheerleader at the Game of Violence.

The writer has no responsibility other than to jack off in bed alone and write a good page.

Was I the only person who was distracted by this future without a chance?

Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.