when the phone rings I too would like to hear words that might ease some of this.

I will put on my shoes and shirt and get out of here - it'll be better for all of us.

Finally there is nothing here for death to take away.

the tigers have found me and I do not care.

I've never been lonely. I like myself. I'm the best form of entertainment I have. Let's drink more wine!

The pest, in a sense, is a very superior being to us: he knows where to find us and how--usually in the bath or in sexual intercourse or asleep.

Each person is only given so many evenings and each wasted evening is a gross violation against the natural course of your only life.