My body gnaws at me from one side and my spirit gnaws at me from the other.

Banion wondered which was worse - being sodomized by aliens, or having to sit through two hours of Charles Ives.

Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.

The park grass looked greener, the park benches looked better and the flowers were trying harder.

the people are the biggest horror show on earth, have been for centuries.

I like the way Mahler wandered about in his music and still retained his passion. He must have looked like an earthquake walking down the street.

Something that never happens anywhere at any time.