The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

I hope that death contains less than this.

American women drove hard bargains and the ended up looking the worst for it. The few natural American women left were mostly in Texas and Louisiana.

Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing.

If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them.

Oh, I don’t mean you’re handsome, not the way people think of handsome. Your face seems kind. But your eyes - they’re beautiful. They’re wild, crazy, like some animal peering out of a forest on fire.

I took no pride in my solitude; but I was dependent on it. The darkness of the room was like sunlight to me.