I am ashamed to be a member of the human race but I don't want to add any more to that shame, I want to scrape a little of it off.
I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
Success is always dangerous. It can make an asshole out of anybody.
Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes.
my beerdrunk soul is sadder than all the dead christmas trees of the world.
Before my death I hope to obtain my life.