Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes.

Our disappointment sits between us.

Those who preach god, need god Those who preach peace do not have peace Those who preach love do not have love

Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.

Knowledge without follow-through is worse than no knowledge.

Look, let me put it this way: with me, you’re number one and there isn’t even a number two.

I needed a vacation. I needed 5 women. I needed to get the wax out of my ears. My car needed an oil change. I'd failed to file my damned income tax. One of the stems had broken off of my reading glasses. There were ants in my apartment. I needed to get my teeth cleaned. My shoes were run down at the heels. I had insomnia. My auto insurance had expired. I cut myself every time i shaved. I hadn't laughed in 6 years. I tended to worry when there was nothing to worry about. And when there was something to worry about, i got drunk.