What's wrong with assholes, baby?

I give you soul. I give you wisdom and light and music and a bit of laughter. Also, I am the world's greatest horseplayer.

We are like roses that have never bothered to bloom when we should have bloomed and it is as if the sun has become disgusted with waiting

A woman is a full time job. You have to choose your profession.

I walk into the kitchen, look at the typer down there on the floor. It's a dirty floor. It's a dirty typer that types dirty stories

I'm too careless. I don't put out enough effort. I'm tired.

Homosexuals are delicate and bad poetry is delicate and [Allen] Ginsberg turned the tables by making homosexual poetry strong poetry, almost manly poetry; but in the long run, the homo will remain the homo and not the poet.