nobody can save you but yourself and you’re worth saving. it’s a war not easily won but if anything is worth winning then this is it.

Any asshole can chase a skirt, art takes discipline.

The centuries are sprinkled with rare magic with divine creatures who help us get past the common and extraordinary ills that beset us

I see men assassinated around me every day. I walk through rooms of the dead, streets of the dead, cities of the dead; men without eyes, men without voices; men with manufactured feelings and standard reactions; men with newspaper brains, television souls and high school ideas.

Never get out of bed before noon.

Love is a form of prejudice. You love what you need, you love what makes you feel good, you love what is convenient. How can you say you love one person when there are ten thousand people in the world that you would love more if you ever met them? But you'll never meet them.

The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you'll live ten times longer than if you have ten. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a thousand cats and live forever.