Great art is horseshit, buy tacos.

With me, my main vision for life was to avoid as many people as possible. The less people I saw the better I felt.

He asked, "What makes a man a writer?" "Well," I said, "it's simple. You either get it down on paper, or jump off a bridge.

Dear child, I only did to you what the sparrow did to you; I am old when it is fashionable to be young; I cry when it is fashionable to laugh. I hated you when it would have taken less courage to love.

Not everybody thought they could be a dentist or an automobile mechanic but everybody knew they could be a writer.

Death is not the problem; waiting around for it is.

People do too much. They say too much.