Great art is horseshit, buy tacos.

With me, my main vision for life was to avoid as many people as possible. The less people I saw the better I felt.

In a capitalistic society the losers slaved for the winners and you have to have more losers than winners.

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.

I am a series of small victories and large defeats.

If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them.

Complaint is often the result of an insufficient ability to live within the obvious restrictions of this god damned cage.