Style is the answer to everything. A fresh way to approach a dull or dangerous thing

Sundays kill more people than bombs.

Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.

since some people had told me that I was ugly, I always preferred shade to the sun, darkness to light

I never pump up my vulgarity. I wait for it to arrive in its own terms.

The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you'll live ten times longer than if you have ten. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a thousand cats and live forever.

The streets were full of insane & dull people. Most of them lived in nice houses and didn't seem to work, and you wondered how they did it.