Dog is much admired by Man because he believes in the hand which feeds him. A perfect set-up. For 13 cents a day you've got a hired killer who thinks you are god. A dog can't tell a Nazi from a Republican from a Commie from a Democrat and, many times, neither can I.

People empty me. I have to get away to refill.

If you are going to try, go all the way or don't even start. If you follow it you will be alive with the gods. It is the only good fight there is.

Writers are nothing but beggars with a good line.

If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them.

I’ve had so many knives stuck into me, when they hand me a flower I can’t quite make out what it is. It takes time.

Wherever the crowd goes run in the other direction. They're always wrong.