people see so many movies that when they finally see one not so bad as the others, they think it's great. an Academy Award means that you don't stink quite as much as your cousin.

I write right off the typer. I call it my "machinegun." I hit it hard, usually late at night while drinking wine and listening to classical music on the radio and smoking mangalore ganesh beedies.

You have my soul and I have your money

there are policemen in the street and angels in the clouds

purple does something strange to me

New Year's Eve always terrifies me.

I was so thin I could slice bread with my shoulderblades, only I seldom had bread.