A thorough-paced knave will rarely quarrel with one whom he can cheat: his revenge is plunder; therefore he is usually the most forgiving of beings, upon the principle that if he come to an open rupture, he must defend himself; and this does not suit a man whose vocation it is to keep his hands in the pocket of another.

That is true beauty which has not only a substance, but a spirit; a beauty that we must intimately know, justly to appreciate.

Some reputed saints that have been canonized ought to have been cannonaded.

The seat of perfect contentment is in the head; for every individual is thoroughly satisfied with his own proportion of brains.

To judge by the event is an error all commit: for in every instance courage, if crowned with success, is heroism; if clouded by defeat, temerity. When Nelson fought his battle in the Sound, it was the result alone that decided whether he was to kiss a hand at court or a rod at a court-martial.

He that dies a martyr proves that he was not a knave, but by no means that he was not a fool; since the most absurd doctrines are not without such evidence as martyrdom can produce. A martyr, therefore, by the mere act of suffering, can prove nothing but his own faith.

It is almost as difficult to make a man unlearn his errors as his knowledge.