"Lawyers Are": The only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from (amongst) themselves.

Honor is the most capricious in her rewards. She feeds us with air, and often pulls down our house, to build our monument.

Did universal charity prevail, earth would be a heaven, and hell a fable.

Avarice begets more vices than Priam did children and like Priam survives them all. It starves its keeper to surfeit those who wish him dead, and makes him submit to more mortifications to lose heaven than the martyr undergoes to gain it.

The victims of ennui paralyze all the grosser feelings by excess, and torpify all the finer by disuse and inactivity. Disgusted with this world, and indifferent about another, they at last lay violent hands upon themselves, and assume no small credit for the sang froid with which they meet death. But, alas! such beings can scarcely be said to die, for they have never truly lived.

Pride differs in many things from vanity, and by gradations that never blend, although they may be somewhat indistinguishable. Pride may perhaps be termed a too high opinion of ourselves founded on the overrating of certain qualities that we do actually possess; whereas vanity is more easily satisfied, and can extract a feeling of self-complacency from qualifications that are imaginary.

Butler compared the tongues of these eternal talkers to race-horses, which go the faster the less weight they carry.