Flattery is often a traffic of mutual meanness, where although both parties intend deception, neither are deceived.

Reply to wit with gravity, and to gravity with wit.

What would you do if you knew for sure that no one would ever find out?

If a horse has four legs, and I'm riding it, I think I can win.

Attempts at reform, when they fail, strengthen despotism, as he that struggles tightens those cords he does not succeed in breaking.

If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her above the brim with love of herself; all that runs over will be yours.

There is nothing more imprudent than excessive prudence.