The storytelling tradition that you bring from the South, I don't know where it arose, but it's still there. You can't go to the feed store, or the country courthouse without running into storytellers.

...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.

I don't know what makes a good feature story. I've always assumed that if it was a story that interested or amused me, that it would have the same impact on other people.

New York is the true City of Light in any season.

We always take credit for the good and attribute the bad to fortune.

If there are bleachers in heaven and a warm sun, that's where you'll find Bill Veeck.

I can't say that I've changed anybody's life, ever, and that's the real work of the world, if you want a better society.