Kids are always asked, What are you going to be when you grow up? I needed an answer. So instead of saying, a fireman, or a policeman, I said, a reporter.

I much preferred the peaceful life on the road, where I didn't have to ask embarrassing questions and do all the things real reporters have to do.

...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.

Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything.

America is a great story and there is a river on every page of it.

Look for joy in your life; it's not always easy to find.

You never heard anybody ask 'Elvis who?'