The drinking man is never less himself than during his sober intervals.
In the indications of female poverty there can be no disguise. No woman dresses below herself from caprice.
Credulity is the man's weakness, but the child's strength.
Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral.
And the tear that we shed, though in secret it rolls, Shall long keep his memory green in our souls.
Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.