'T is sweet to think that where'er we rove We are sure to find something blissful and dear; And that when we 're far from the lips we love, We 've but to make love to the lips we are near.

His voice was the most obnoxious squeak I ever was tormented with.

How often you are irresistibly drawn to a plain, unassuming woman, whose soft silvery tones render her positively attractive! In the social circle, how pleasant it is to hear a woman talk in that low key which always characterizes the true lady. In the sanctuary of home, how such a voice soothes the fretful child and cheers the weary husband!

Cultivate simplicity or rather should I say banish elaborateness, for simplicity springs spontaneous from the heart.

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe, and exhaled in a jest.

To be sick is to enjoy monarchical prerogatives.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.