What clever man has ever needed to commit a crime? Crime is the last resort of political half-wits.

Women sometimes forgive a man who forces the opportunity, but never a man who misses ones.

Society is divided into two classes: the shearers and the shorn. We should always be with the former against the latter.

Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool.

A clever woman often compromises her husband; a stupid woman only compromises herself.

What clever man has ever needed to commit a crime? Crime is the last resort of political half-wits.

In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.