It was while making newspaper deliveries, trying to miss the bushes and hit the porch, that I first learned the importance of accuracy in journalism.
Being Politically Correct means always having to say you're sorry.
There are no exceptions to the rule that everybody likes to be an exception to the rule.
Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.
Life is beautiful but people are crazy.
While some of us may know than others about certain things, it is the thinnest slice of all that is, or could be known. In that sense, we are all profoundly ignorant.