On his deathbed he asked for a priest and became a Catholic. That was his wife's religion. It was his own business and none of mine. If you had sentenced one hundred and sixty men to death and seen around eighty of them swing, then maybe at the last minute you would feel the need for some stronger medicine than the Methodists could make.
Charles PortisAs he drank, little brown drops of coffee clung to his mustache like dew. Men will live like billy goats if they are let alone.
Charles PortisBut I had not the strength nor the inclination to bandy words with a drunkard. What have you done when you have bested a fool?
Charles Portis