I have deceived my friends, and I had millions of them.

I worked hard at memorizing lists of facts and figures, and carried with me a book of facts.

Some of you read with me 40 years ago a portion of Aristotle's Ethics, a selection of passages that describe his idea of happiness. You may not remember too well.

Because the world is radically new, the ideal encyclopedia should be radical, too.

I cannot take back one word or action; the past does not change for anyone.

I have deceived my friends, and I had millions of them.

My total winnings after 14 appearances were $129,000.