Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.

Don't live beyond your means. Don't buy more than you can pay for. Don't expect to get rich quick. And don't confuse salesmen for friends or advisers.

Credibility, like virginity, can only be lost once and never recovered.

The politicians in this world... have at their command weapons of mass destruction far more complex than their own thinking processes.

Experience to a politician is like experience to a prostitute - not much to recommend them.

Make sure the government treats others the same as you would want the government to treat you. ...Once you consent to the government ignoring the Constitution, you deny yourself the protection of the Constitution.

Here's your enemy for this week, the government says. And some gullible Americans click their heels and salute - often without knowing who or even where the enemy of the week is.