Only the unloved hate; the unloved and the unnatural.

My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain.

The rights of citizenship will be taken away from all Jews and other non-Aryans. They are inferior and therefore enemies of the state. It is the duty of all true Aryans to hate and despise them.

They cheer me because they all understand me, and they cheer you because no one understands you.

Think about yourself at least once in your life otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.

Let us fight to free the world!

I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large.