Life could be wonderful if people would leave you alone

Think about yourself at least once in your life otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.

Hair is vitally personal to children. They weep vigorously when it is cut for the first time; no matter how it grows, bushy, straight or curly, they feel they are being shorn of a part of their personality.

My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

When we got off the streetcar at Times Square, it was somewhat of a letdown. Newspapers were blowing about the road and pavement, and Broadway looked seedy, like a slovenly woman just out of bed.

The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men; cries out for universal brotherhood; for the unity of us all.