If anybody else says it's like old times, I'll jump out the window.

That is why, no matter how desperate the predicament is, I am always very much in earnest about clutching my cane, straightening my derby hat and fixing my tie, even though I have just landed on my head.

The building is a special place because of its architecture; But it's people who make it special by participating in it.

Remember, you can always stoop and pick up nothing.

Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed.

In the creation of comedy, it is paradoxical that tragedy stimulates the spirit of ridicule; because ridicule, I suppose is an attitude of defiance: we must laugh in the face of our helplessness against the forces of nature - or go insane

Despair is a narcotic. It lulls the mind into indifference.