The rights of citizenship will be taken away from all Jews and other non-Aryans. They are inferior and therefore enemies of the state. It is the duty of all true Aryans to hate and despise them.

Anyone can make them cry, but it takes a genius to make them laugh.

I am not a political man and I have no political convictions. I am an individual and a believer in liberty. That is all the politics I have. On the other hand I am not a super-patriot. Super-patriotism leads to Hitlerism - and we've had our lesson there. I don't want to create a revolution - I just want to create a few more films.

I will not join any club who will take me as a member.

I've arrived at the age where a platonic friendship can be sustained on the highest moral plane.

I do not need drugs to be a genius, do not take a genius to be human, but I need your smile to be happy.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!