I suppose that's one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment.

Life could be wonderful if people would leave you alone.

I don't need interesting camera angles, I am interesting.

I'd sooner be called a successful crook than a destitute monarch.

That's what all we are: amateurs. We don't live long enough to be anything else.

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.

In the creation of comedy, it is paradoxical that tragedy stimulates the spirit of ridicule; because ridicule, I suppose is an attitude of defiance: we must laugh in the face of our helplessness against the forces of nature - or go insane