Brunettes are troublemakers. They're worse than the Jews.

In the work of the greatest geniuses, humble beginnings will reveal themselves somewhere, but one cannot trace the slightest sign of them in Shakespeare ... I am not concerned with who wrote the works of Shakespeare ... but I can hardly think it was the Stratford boy. Whoever wrote them had an aristocratic attitude.

They cheer me because they all understand me, and they cheer you because no one understands you.

Life is laughter when seen in a long shot, but it is a tragedy when seen in a close-up.

I am known in parts of the world by people who have never heard of Jesus Christ.

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.

You'll never find rainbows, If you're looking down...