You live your comedic life close to the edge, you're gonna cross the line and offend people.
The idea of doing stand-up is terrifying to me.
I'm not the biggest fan of comedies where nothing is real.
Hot soup at table is very vulgar; it either leads to an unseemly mode of taking it, or keeps people waiting too long whilst it cools. Soup should be brought to table only moderately warm.
Technically, I'm a New Yorker.
You're happy that people are seeing your work. As for the critics, it really hurts when they knock you.