I think it's terribly difficult to take sex seriously if you've got a sense of humor.

Giving away a fortune is taking Christianity too far.

you've got to wish for something the whole time when you're seventeen. You've got to, or there's nothing to live for. However impossible you've got to think you want it. ... When I couldn't think of a thing I wanted I nearly died.

The awful thing about being fat is you can't get away from it. Everywhere you go, there it is; all round you; hanging and swinging, yards and yards of it, under your arms, everywhere. And everyone else is so thin.

I had to face the facts, I was pear-shaped. I was a bit depressed because I hate pears. 'Specially their shape.

I don't think anyone's a failure as long as they're still innocent. Just a little. They may lose everything good in them but as long as they believe just a little in something very small, they're still innocent. To fail is to lose every bit of innocence.

I think it's terribly difficult to take sex seriously if you've got a sense of humor.