But we were made to believe and not allowed to think. We were told to obey, rather than to experiment and investigate.

There are things in that paper that nobody knows but me, or ever will.

Eternity is not something that begins after you are dead. It is going on all the time.

[Warfare is] maleness in its absurdest extremes. Here is to be studied the whole gamut of basic masculinity, from the initial instinct of combat, through every form of glorious ostentation, with the loudest accompaniment of noise.

It is not for nothing that a man's best friends sigh when he marries, especially if he is a man of genius.

This is the woman's century, the first chance for the mother of the world to rise to her full place . . . and the world waits while she powders her nose.

For men obsessed with women's underwear, a course in washing, ironing and mending is recommended.