Eternity is not something that begins after you are dead. It is going on all the time.

If a woman is really injured by her marriage, she should sue under the employer liability act. She should claim damages--not alimony.

Specialization and organization are the basis of human progress.

Maternal instinct, merely as an instinct, is unworthy of our superstitious reverence.

Death? Why this fuss about death? Use your imagination, try to visualize a world without death! Death is the essential condition of life, not an evil.

If only religion could be brought to take an interest in this earthly future, what a help it would be! ... Think of the appeal to the less spiritual of us, to those who never did get enthusiastic about eternity, or care so tenderly about their own souls, yet who could rise to the thought of improving this world for the children they love, and their children after them.

For men obsessed with women's underwear, a course in washing, ironing and mending is recommended.