I think there are probably more closet conservatives in Hollywood than there are closet homosexuals.

The physical mechanics of sex are pretty funny unless you are engaged in them. Then they are, of course, marvelous.

As is well know, I, ah..regard myself as a religious man, yet I belong to no church. I'm an able soldier yet I abhor armies. I can even add that I've been introduced to hundreds of women but never married. in other words no one's ever talked me into anything.

I always work on the theory that the audience will believe you best if you believe yourself.

I'm neither giving up nor giving in.

I believe that we are again engaged in a great civil war, a cultural way that's about to hijack your birthright to think and say what resides in your heart. I fear you no longer trust the pulsing lifeblood of liberty inside you... the stuff that made this country rise from wilderness into the miracle that it is.

The Internet is for lonely people. People should live.