The physical mechanics of sex are pretty funny unless you are engaged in them. Then they are, of course, marvelous.

Society mends its wounds. And that's invariably true in all the tragedies, in the comedies as well. And certainly in the histories.

As I have stood in the crosshairs of those who target Second Amendment freedoms, I've realized that firearms are not the only issue. No, it's much, much bigger than that. I've come to understand that a cultural war is raging across our land, in which, with Orwellian fervor, certain acceptable thoughts and speech are mandated.

I intend to dedicate my remaining time as president of the NRA to ensure that the Second Amendment is safe from Al Gore and all those who threaten it.

Well, we have certainly produced great art before we did this. In my view, there are any number of areas of government which tax money should not be spent.

As is well know, I, ah..regard myself as a religious man, yet I belong to no church. I'm an able soldier yet I abhor armies. I can even add that I've been introduced to hundreds of women but never married. in other words no one's ever talked me into anything.

To the world, you are America.