If you will refrain from telling any lies about the Republican Party, I'lll promise not to tell the truth about the Democrats.
The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing something.
The government of the United States is and always has been a lawyer's government.
As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.
The walk downstairs to the breakfast table is excercise enough for any gentleman.
"What is the most beautiful word in the language?" The elderly lawyer quickly replied: "Home."