I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

It's pleasant to hear these nice words while I'm still alive. I'd rather have the taffy than the epitaphy.

It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers.

I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

If you will refrain from telling any lies about the Republican Party, I'lll promise not to tell the truth about the Democrats.

The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.

The spirit of Columbus hovers over us to-day.