At my first tournament, about four years ago, I got four twos. Now I have a poker problem. I do win every so often, so that's what keeps me going.

Bad, quirky poetry might be better than some of the good stuff, because it really comes from the heart.

At my first tournament, about four years ago, I got four twos. Now I have a poker problem. I do win every so often, so that's what keeps me going.

The things the writers have me doing on Suburgatory are insane. I think they think it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

I was an assistant once. I worked for Rob Reiner and his family. I did sign a confidentiality agreement, though.

I don't think I've ever seen a zombie movie in my life.

Manipulating people is what's so fun about poker. I love that you can just look into someone's eyes and lie - and it's perfectly acceptable.