Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like.

There are always going to be encounters that you kind of wish went differently. But the average fan really isn't fanatical.

My favorite jellybean is the pink one with the flavor inside.

What’s the worst thing I've stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back.

You think I'm stupid. Stay out of my way. You think I'm stupid.

Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like.

Tattoos are permanent and a lifelong commitment, the same as marriage.