Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.

...but I guess it's better for people to shut up rather than rather than say something nasty. -ONE NIGHT @ THE CALL CENTER Chapter 1 page 22

In relationship there are always two types of person: one weaker and the other stronger one. It's never easier to live being as weaker one!

Life is not to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here. We are like a pre-paid card with limited validity. If we are lucky, we may last another 50 years. And 50 years is just 2,500 weekends. Do we really need to get so worked up? It’s ok, bunk a few classes, goof up a few interviews, fall in love. We are people, not programmed devices.

Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home.

The younger generation is surrounded by the Internet, apps, and video games. But somehow, my books make them read.

The world's most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice.