When you wear a fresh pair of shoes, you feel like you can never die. You feel like you're gonna live forever.
I was working at a phone company. I got tired of my life and wanted to change it.
I've had a lot of people tell me they wish I were their principal.
You have to take some dramatic license just to make it entertaining sometimes
In movies, I have had the opportunity of working with some of the people that I respect very much.
I had spent many years before I was 31 hearing people tell me, Oh Man, you're so funny, you need to be in television. But that and a quarter won't get you on a bus.