Nothing relieves stress like setting things on fire.

So this judge in Virginia rules that a lesbian wasn't fit to raise her own daughter because she might grow up to be a lesbian, and gives custody to the lesbian's mother. And I'm thinking, "She's already raised one lesbian."

Nothing relieves stress like setting things on fire.

The American people are not anti-immigrant. We are concerned about the lack of coherence in our immigration policy and enforcement.

Our men and women in uniform deserve the best intelligence possible to help them protect America.

The Internet has exceeded our collective expectations as a revolutionary spring of information, news, and ideas. It is essential that we keep that spring flowing. We must not thwart the Internet's availability by taxing access to it.

Americans are rightly concerned about the security and the integrity of the nation's borders because the system is broken. Some are concerned about the possibility of terrorists crossing our borders and coming into our cities.