If your face is swollen from the severe beatings of life, smile and pretend to be a fat man.
Chris CleaveI planned how I would kill myself in the time of Churchill (stand under bombs), Victoria (throw myself under a horse), and Henry the Eighth (marry Henry the Eighth)- Little Bee
Chris CleaveHorror in your country is something you take a dose of to remind yourself that you are not suffering from it.
Chris CleaveWouldn't that be funny, if the oil rebels were playing U2 in their jungle camps, and the government soldiers were playing U2 in their trucks. I think everyone was killing everyone else and listening to the same music... That is a good trick about this world, Sarah. No one likes each other, but everyone likes U2.
Chris Cleave