I don’t think I have the right parts to appreciate '50 Shades of Grey'.

I was very tiny...I spent most of my time stuffed into lockers. Thank god for cell phones, or I'd still be there.

I just downloaded the new Alvin and the Chipmunks album! They're the only guys that make music in my key!

You'd think after thousands of years on this planet the human race would have released some kind of handbook for teenagers, telling them how to get through teenagehood and get help for their issues. Yet here we are, struggling through it in our own ways.

I don’t think I have the right parts to appreciate '50 Shades of Grey'.

I kind of did this thing in high school, a spoof of 'Sweeney Todd' called 'Shirley Todd,' and I had a great time doing that.

To Grandma: Once upon a time, there was a boy who flew.