No matter what you do, you can never please everyone. And that was the hardest lesson to learn. In fact, I'm still learning it.

I feel like little bits of my soul are being shipped domestically.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to fall in my GaGa shoes one night on tour and I'm hoping it becomes a Youtube sensation.

Even in the worst of situations-even when it seems no one in the world appreciates you-as long as you have hope, everthing can get better

I don’t think I have the right parts to appreciate '50 Shades of Grey'.

Every time I get injured I measure it's severity by asking myself 'Would this stop me from going to Disneyland?'

I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat.