The higher the hair, the closer to god.
But one of the big lessons I have learned from my journey is you can’t please everyone, so don’t try.
I could never rap, personally. I can't even wrap presents.
I feel like little bits of my soul are being shipped domestically.
You'd think after thousands of years on this planet the human race would have released some kind of handbook for teenagers, telling them how to get through teenagehood and get help for their issues. Yet here we are, struggling through it in our own ways.
I just downloaded the new Alvin and the Chipmunks album! They're the only guys that make music in my key!