There's nothing more terrifying then a teenage girl.

I do all kind of fun things when I'm unconscious.

Sometimes we forget about our own advantages because we focus on what we don't have. Just because you have to work a little harder at something that seems easier to others doesn't mean you're without your own talents.

When one thing takes another away, what do we call that?” she asked my class. “Homicide!” I called out

I'm really not good blackmail material.

Once upon a time' These are the most magical words our world has ever known and the gateway to the greatest stories ever told. They're an immediate calling to anyone who hears them-a calling into a world where everyone is welcome and anything can happen. Mice can become men, maids can become princesses, and they can teach valuable lessons in the process.

I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat.