I hate to say I'm a Cinderfella, but I've been watching the Globes since I was an embryo. I got a Facebook message from an elementary school friend who said, 'I remember you standing up and talking about attending the Golden Globes when we were little.

There's nothing wrong with you. There's a lot wrong with the world you live in. And definitely get out of high school and make everyone sorry.

I may have no idea what I'm talking about," I said, a little ticked off now. "But we're all a part of a minority waiting for a majority to pull their heads out of their asses.

There's nothing more terrifying then a teenage girl.

When one thing takes another away, what do we call that?” she asked my class. “Homicide!” I called out

I'm allergic to stupidity.

I love thinking that there is magic in the world, that there are people in the world with amazing abilities that we just don't know about.