I hate to say I'm a Cinderfella, but I've been watching the Globes since I was an embryo. I got a Facebook message from an elementary school friend who said, 'I remember you standing up and talking about attending the Golden Globes when we were little.

High School. Society’s bright idea to put all their aggressive, naive youth into one environment to torment and emotionally scar each other for life.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to fall in my GaGa shoes one night on tour and I'm hoping it becomes a Youtube sensation.

I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat.

Anyone can have a once-upon-a-time or a happily-ever-after, but it's the journey between that makes the story worth telling.

...because a life without meaning, without drive or focus, without dreams or goals, isn't a life worth living.

Intelligence is not a competition," she said. "There is plenty to go around, and there are many ways it can be demonstrated.