I'm not good at math. Numbers are a terrifying thing to me. My father is a whiz with money and the stock market, and he tries to explain it to me, and I find it terrifying.
Chris GethardI really think suicide has a branding problem because it has a tagline. It has a catch phrase, and I bet a lot of us know it. It sucks. It's really condescending. I bet we've heard it. Suicide - the coward's way out.
Chris GethardIf you are a New York comedian who knows how to improvise and has glasses, you're going to start getting commercials.
Chris GethardI think you can make good things happen if you look for them. Life is a very positive thing.
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