People who get lucky, also tend to be really great looking, which is luck on some level, but it is also just the fact of the matter.

There's many hundreds of millions of people who have jobs harder than comedians. And I also remind myself of that everyday. No matter how frustrating this can be, I'm very lucky that I've been able to cobble together a little life where this is what I do.

People ask, why hasn't that person busted out? Almost always, at the end of it, consciously or subconsciously, it hasn't happened because that person has chosen for it to not happen. Either walking away, because it wasn't the life they wanted, or through self-sabotaging.

I really think suicide has a branding problem because it has a tagline. It has a catch phrase, and I bet a lot of us know it. It sucks. It's really condescending. I bet we've heard it. Suicide - the coward's way out.

We don't judge people for dying in car crashes. But we do judge people when they die of suicide.

I'm just trying to do my part before I get hit by a bus.

I think you can make good things happen if you look for them. Life is a very positive thing.